Sunday, July 11, 2010

I Love TV

I love TV.

And in NINE days, one of our favorite shows returns for its second season…..TEEN MOM.
ZOMG, so excited. I love that show in a totally inappropriate way. Don’t get me wrong, I can sit and watch the disaster that is 16 & Pregnant with the rest of them but Teen Mom is so much better since I don’t have to listen to that whiny, whisper-talking girl Whitney (You know exactly who I’m talking about too, don’t you?) or that little bitch Jenelle who is going to end up a potato chinned prostitute and try to sell her baby for drugs. Anyway, love the Teen Mom on MTV.

Maci* is my favorite because she’s the only one on the whole damn show that has her shit together and she has red hair like me. Her accent helps too. You have to give the girl credit for putting up with that ass face Ryan. Someone needs to donkey punch that kid.

Amber and Gary are such train wrecks but they have a super cute baby Leah, so that’s why they’re still on the show. Or maybe because at every reunion special she cries “Pregnancy” and then admits it might not be Gary’s baby...and then she hits him. And then does her hair like a Harijuko girl.

Catelynn and Tyler seemed like they were trying to avoid their trailer trash destiny by recognizing that baby Carly did not stand a chance in hell with them. But then they got engaged at like 17 and they smoke pot. And she wore a polyester/nylon homecoming dress probably from DEB to a “fancy” dinner and that really bothered me. A lot.

Farrah is so ridonkulous, I totally get why her Mom would hit her. Did you know that her baby daddy died? On the show they act like he’s just a lame dad and just bolted since Farrah’s such an idiot but he didn’t, he died. And there’s something not right about the fact that she’s pretty but her baby looks like one of those angry, black apes.

You watch Teen Mom too, right? And google the girls on the show because you’re a nosy, nosy turd?

*J and I almost named the baby Maci. We're disgusting and that’s how much we love her (and the show). Then I decided that Jillian was a way cooler name and she would never have to find out that we named her after a teenage mother that we saw on TV. Not exactly the best role model.

17 comments:

melissa said...

I've never seen Teen Mom but I just have to say, I love any post that uses the phrase "donkey punch." That is all.

Linzmarie Designs said...

I LOVE this show, too!! And I didn't know about Farrah's baby daddy so of course I just googled it and spent about half an hour reading about other 16 & Pregnant gossip (like Janelle smoking pot while pregnant, saying her doctor recommended it....) So excited for season 2.

Wayne & Brianna said...

OMG!! Love Teen Mom and Maci is my fav too. I share your exact feelings about Catelynn and Tyler's special date too...I was so embarrassed for her! And please don't get me started on Gary!! He is always in that damn weightlifting t-shirt that is about 3 sizes too small!

Raquel said...

@Melissa- There are so few times that donkey punching is appropriate so I had to take advantage!

@Linzmarie- I LOVE to google the girls, I haven't looked up the Season 2 girls yet but I will in like 4 minutes.

@Wayne & Brianna- Girl needs to get a clue and a new wardrobe. I hate Gary, he's such a skidmark.

Mama Bub said...

This is the best description of this show EVER. I can't wait for the new season.

Ravyn said...

Haha ... this is amazing. Poor Caitlyn and her little DEB dress. My husband was like, "You've got to be kidding me?!?" when they announced the show was coming back. And of course, I did a mini celebration, because I love watching other people's train-wreck lives!

Raquel said...

Mama- 8 more days before we can watch the drama unfold!

Ravyn- Make your hubs watch with you, that's what I did and now J is HOOKED and could tell you the girls, their baby daddy's name and the baby's...he's awesome

bukaus said...

Somehow I missed that the show was coming back, now i feel like a lame-o, time to set up the Dvr!!

Stacy Marie said...

Found you on OMG Mom....I LOVE this show. Wow are is 16 and Pregnant one ginormous train wreck mess. Maci is amazing, I can't believe that Dr. Drew was a douche and told her to get back together with Ryan!

Raquel said...

@Stacy- Dr. Drew should be the one to donkey punch Ryan, I bet they would both like that. Douches.

Em said...

Ok on your OMG Mom post I told you I loved you already. After reading this I take that back. I've loved you my whole life but never knew it til now.

Teen Mom should totally be required viewing for every human everywhere. I try to avoid MTV because I know I'll get sucked into it for hours at a time, but Teen Mom is sooo worth it!

Mama D said...

Just wanted to say I love the name Jillian so much that's what I named my daughter -- she's 6 weeks old! Good luck with everything :)

Raquel said...

@Em- I love you too, J and I will marry you and you can be our second wife ala Big Love.

@Mama D- You have EXCELLENT taste. Congrats on pushing a human out of your Britanny!

Deals, Steals and Heels said...

dude, i found your blog from mandy's, and i love love LOVE you. i blogged last week about the trainwreck-tastic-ness that is this show. i am peeing my pants not only for the show...but for the inevitable dr. drew reunion show at the end....cuz its the best anyhow!!!

Amy said...

I just found your blog via OMG!I'm a Mom! and already your blog is in my Top 3 MUST READ, plus you're from WI and I'm from MN so- you know, Midwest Represent! ha.

anyways- love Teen Mom as well! and the way Maci says "Bentley" is to die for!

Raquel said...

@Deals- I'm going to go read it NOW. The next week is going to be the longest of my life!

@Amy- Go Midwest! I really need to go back to MN so I can go to IKEA..and the casino.

I really need to get an accent like her so people will love me!

Anonymous said...

do you know if any of the teen mom girls have personal blogs? Is that a step too far in stalking?

 

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