Monday, August 2, 2010

Lock Your Doors At Night

Okay, I’m going to let you decide for yourself what happened after you see this picture.

Those are my husband’s boxers as of Sunday Morning.


My first thought was that someone came in to ass rape him; he fought but gave up after the assailant ripped open his underwear and ultimately he was overpowered after which he just lay there and cried. I can’t be sure though, I’m a pretty sound sleeper. Now I’m just going to throw out that this was the morning after Brad called after 9 the night before and was probably really upset and didn’t feel in control and tried to get it back.

Happy Monday!

9 comments:

KimR said...

Strange things happen when you live in the country...

Nell said...

maybe the gorilla that was meant to rape brad until he gets out off jordans butt... mistaked Jordan for brad lol what really happened?

Maranda said...

Its okay - Josh comes home with strange holes in his clothes all the time. I gave up trying to piece together the mysteries of them all. I just assume each one is from a rabbid squirrel attacking him.

Lynn said...

My hubby has a few pairs like that- we figured out after a few weeks that the dog was chewing them! Gross!

Raquel said...

@KimR- right?!

@Nell- I don't even know what really happened. Neither does Jordan. It's not even like he split them, they're tattered. Someone or something wanted IN his butt. Apparently they got it.

@Maranda- I wish this was the occasional hole in the shirt, but this is a little extreme.

@Lynn- Eww, dogs love shit like underwear and poop. Mine likes cat poop.

Oph said...

Hm that is really strange...obviously. Weird question when he went to bed saturday night wearing them did they have any holes/tatters?!?! If not, I have absolutely no ideas other than maybe a mouse came to visit him or he was having a nightmare and felt the need to tear them. I'm stumped.

Raquel said...

@Oph- No they were totally fine Saturday night. J thinks it was because we had burritos and he had HORRIBLE and loud gas all night that one of the really nasty ones blew a hole in his underwear. Like a firework.

Oph said...

Ahahahahah oh man that is just too funny. Wow I have no clue how that could have happened! Strange stuff lol

Sara said...

I'm a fairly new reader who found you via OMG I'm a Mom and I just have to say this post cracked my 37 week pregnant ass up. If I laugh any more, I might just go into labor, which, let's fact it, just might not be a bad thing.

Thanks for the giggle.

 

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