Racetrack Parenting

Bad news. The races we went to last night we’re overflowing with rednecks as much as our local race. Although, I didn’t want to leave you with no documentation as to how irresponsible rednecks can truly be.
I bet you’re thinking “Well how can those parents be irresponsible rednecks, they put the baby in ear protection? Shut up, you don’t know what you’re talking about.” Except that, during the same race, Mom finished her grit and decided to take them off so she could talk to the baby (you know, before he goes deaf) that way Dad could burn one. Nice.

This little turd spent the entire time kicking the seat while Dad was busy nursing his Mike’s Hard Lemonade. Not kidding, the ENTIRE time. I gave Jr there the stank eye no less than seven times and I wasn’t the only one dying to donkey punch him and his Dad. Oh and the kid stayed until the end..at 11:30 pm on a Thursday night but who am I kidding, if the baby stayed up that late, obviously this kid had a way later bedtime.