Friday, June 18, 2010

Bad Momma

After this little incident, I’m not entirely sure that I’m qualified for this Mom thing.

It all started in the prenatal coordinator’s office at our first “baby visit”. She had the best pregnancy visual aids EVER. My favorite was the one of the 3D uterus, you know the one where you can pop the baby out and look at its size and everything. The prenatal coordinator showed us the 8 week fetus and my first thought was that it looked like a tiny little shrimp…like on shrimp dip. And I sort of wanted to eat it.

It gets worse. Like a week later I made shrimp dip. Horrible I know. At least I only ate like 3 bites before I threw it away.

Don’t judge.



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